On the cover of the Unitarian Universalist World magazine was the picture of a white clapboard church building with a sign out front that read:

We Don’t Do Guilt

Sunday Service 10:30

It might be true that they had a service at 10:30 on Sundays. But it was not true that they did not do guilt. They did it with a vengeance, as do all liberals. And I will show why that is the case on Sunday – with a little bit of fun from the Sealys and our musicians. If you wish to prepare for the service then watch Walt Disney’s 1940 movie: Pinocchio. I hope you feel guilty if you don’t show up.